Apple I hate you

Yes apple, I secretly hate you. but why must you ask? it's very easy WHY DO YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR PRODUCTS EVERY SIX MONTHS!?!?!?!??!!1111!!1. While I'm not criticizing the fact that you update them, what irritates me is the time period you take to do it, and me for one was victim of your bad habits.
A couple of years ago I decided that I needed and iPod, and went to good and trusty eBay to get one, my choice was the U2 iPod, the picture edition that could display photos:

Well... a month passed and guess what? yes apple decided to launch their new video and Nano releases of their iPods... my exact feelings shown below:

Apple should stop screwing around with its customers and now with this price cut on the 74th day of the iPhone release a $200 dollar price cut? you gotta me F***ing kidding me, as I said before, my anger comes from the time they take to do price cuts or releasing newer models, not the iPods or their functionality.
Seriously, this has to stop the only thing we get beside one of the coolest techs around is our wallets raped but of course no one will listen and people will still buy Apple products until the end of time.

/rant

PS - I hate Macs with a passion

PS - /rant = end rant

Random picture:

I dare you laugh at this picture Mr. McCormick, c'mon you know its funny.